phantastus:

railerat:

yellowcrayonwillow:

Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important

TAKE IT WITH YOU.

I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.

I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.

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(Source: hannahbowl, via chirubian)

rinwolfy:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

you mean I could’ve just gotten an island and said fuck u suckers instead of having this anxiety-ridden torture fest

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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brownnipplebraggadocio:

kamabr:

sometimes he wants to sing but he’s really tired and this happens

Current feelings.

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penis-hilton:

he got a point

penis-hilton:

he got a point

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haanigram:

dreaminshadows:

I’m soo glad they showed applesauce how cute to really name him like that

i can’t believe this fucking fandom sometimes

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flomation:

flomation:

My dog has yet to learn the ways of bed

Update: SHE HAS LEARNED THE WAY

flomation:

flomation:

My dog has yet to learn the ways of bed

Update: SHE HAS LEARNED THE WAY

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